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This production is currently off sale. Tickets will go on sale as follows:

Thu 3 Apr, 11am – Friends and Patrons of Birmingham Hippodrome. Become a Friend today!
Mon 7 Apr, 11am – General onsale

Hettie Hedgehog is ready to hibernate – until her new friend, Sydney Squirrel, convinces her to throw a party instead! But when two mysterious guests arrive with great big ears and pointy teeth, things get paws-itively wild… everyone knows that big bad wolves are only in story books, right? Can Hettie and Sydney save the day and make some new friends along the way?

Join us this winter for a fun-filled, musical adventure, perfect for everyone aged 3 and over! No Such Thing as Wolves is the second show in Birmingham Hippodrome’s My First Musical series, following last year’s 5-star hit The Jingleclaw. With catchy songs, hilarious scenes, and a wolfy twist in the tale, this show is sure to have you howling with laughter!

From the writers of TV’s Horrible Histories, Gerard Foster and Richie Webb, this is one party you won’t want to miss!

This production is supported by Charles Holloway OBE, Principal Supporter of No Such Thing as Wolves

Price

Tickets from £15

Prices and discounts subject to change

Running Time

Approximately 60 minutes with no interval

Where?

Patrick Studio

Performances

Performances

Mon 1 Dec — Sun 7 Dec
Mon 8 Dec — Sun 14 Dec
  • Tue
    9 Dec
    10:15am
  • Tue
    9 Dec
    1:30pm
    Schools Performance

    Schools Performance

    This performance is for school groups only and can't be booked online. Please contact us on 0844 338 7000† or groupsales@birminghamhippodrome.com

  • Wed
    10 Dec
    10:15am
  • Wed
    10 Dec
    1:30pm
  • Thu
    11 Dec
    4:30pm
    From: £16.50
  • Fri
    12 Dec
    1:00pm
  • Fri
    12 Dec
    4:30pm
    From: £16.50
  • Sat
    13 Dec
    10:15am
    Relaxed Performance

    Relaxed Performance

    Our relaxed performances are open to all, but created for people with special needs who may find the theatre challenging. This includes people with an Autistic Spectrum Condition, learning disability, or sensory and communication disorder.

    From: £14
  • Sat
    13 Dec
    1:30pm
    From: £18
  • Sun
    14 Dec
    10:15am
    From: £18
  • Sun
    14 Dec
    1:30pm
    From: £18
Mon 15 Dec — Sun 21 Dec
  • Tue
    16 Dec
    10:15am
  • Tue
    16 Dec
    1:30pm
    Schools Performance

    Schools Performance

    This performance is for school groups only and can't be booked online. Please contact us on 0844 338 7000† or groupsales@birminghamhippodrome.com

  • Wed
    17 Dec
    10:15am
    From: £16.50
  • Wed
    17 Dec
    1:30pm
    From: £16.50
  • Thu
    18 Dec
    10:15am
    From: £16.50
  • Thu
    18 Dec
    1:30pm
    From: £16.50
  • Fri
    19 Dec
    10:15am
    From: £16.50
  • Fri
    19 Dec
    1:30pm
    From: £16.50
  • Sat
    20 Dec
    10:15am
    From: £18
  • Sat
    20 Dec
    1:30pm
    From: £18
  • Sun
    21 Dec
    1:00pm
    From: £18
  • Sun
    21 Dec
    4:30pm
    From: £18
Mon 22 Dec — Sun 28 Dec
Mon 29 Dec — Sun 4 Jan
Discounts & Concessions

CONCESSIONS

We offer a range of discounts and concessions to enable everyone to enjoy an affordable visit to Birmingham Hippodrome.

FRIENDS

£5 off the following performances:
Sat 6, Sun 7, Thu 18 & Fri 19 Dec at 10.15am
Wed 17, Thu 18 & Fri 19 Dec at 1.30pm
Thu 11, Fri 12 Dec & Fri 2 Jan at 4.30pm
Fri 2 Jan at 1pm

FAMILY OFFER

£50 ticket for 4 tickets (including 1 adult) on Sat 6 & Sun 7 Dec at 10.15am

£58 on the following performances:
Thu 18 & Fri 19 Dec at 10.15am
Wed 17, Thu 18 & Fri 19 Dec at 1.30pm
Thu 11 & Fri 12 Dec & Fri 2 Jan at 4.30pm
Fri 2 Jan at 1pm

£62 on the following performances:
Sun 14, Sat 20, Tue 23, Wed 24, Sat 27, Sun 28, Wed 31 Dec & Sat 3 Jan at 10.15am
Sat 13, Sun 14, Sat 20, Tue 23, Wed 24, Sat 27, Wed 31 Dec & Sat 3 Jan at 1.30pm
Sun 21, Fri 26, Mon 29, Tue 30 Dec & Sun 4 Jan at 1pm
Sun 21, Fri 26, Sun 28, Mon 29, Tue 30 Dec & Sun 4 Jan at 4.30pm

Select Family Offer price type and discount will apply when you have added all four seats to your basket

GROUPS

8+ tickets – £14 per ticket plus 1 FREE ticket with every 8 tickets purchased on the following performances:

Thu 18 & Fri 19 Dec at 10.15am
Wed 17, Thu 18 & Fri 19 Dec at 1.30pm
Thu 11, Fri 12 Dec & Fri 2 Jan at 4.30pm
Fri 2 Jan at 1pm

Limited availability

EDUCATION ESTABLISHMENTS (Under 18)

Parties of 10 or more pay £14 per ticket plus 1 FREE ticket for teacher/supervising adult for every 10 booked (2 free tickets for SEN bookings) on the following performances:

Thu 18 & Fri 19 Dec at 10.15am
Tue 9, Tue 16, Wed 17, Thu 18 & Fri 19 Dec at 1.30pm
Thu 11, Fri 12 Dec & Fri 2 Jan at 4.30pm
Fri 2 Jan at 1pm

Limited availability

CLICK HERE for further information on School Bookings

For school bookings, please call Group Sales on 0121 689 3010 for more information and to book now!
Limited availability

CONCESSIONS FOR PATRONS WITH DISABILITIES

£5 off standard price tickets in all seating areas with a Nimbus card
2 for 1 for disabled patrons who require the service/support of a companion with a Nimbus card

CLICK HERE for more information on our Assisted Performances

STUDENT, PASSPORT TO LEISURE AND POSTCODE STANDBY

24 hours prior to a performance, best available seats for the lowest price, maximum 2 per booker, subject to availability

CLICK HERE for further information on our Standby Rate and our On the Day Postcode Scheme for Birmingham residents living in B6, B9, B10, B11 and B21

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Discounts and Concessions are offered subject to availability at the discretion of the Information and Sales Manager. Top three price bands only, unless otherwise stated. Restrictions may apply. Only one discount per ticket may apply, unless otherwise stated. Offers are non retrospective and cannot be used in conjunction with any other offer. Valid ID must be presented where applicable. Additional discounts may be offered from time to time.

Food & Drink

The Kiosks

You’ll find kiosks in the foyers selling a range of confectionery, Marshfield ice creams (which can also be pre-ordered) and chilled soft drinks as well as the current show programme.

The Coffee Bar

Our Coffee Bar is open before the show and during the interval for hot and cold drinks, snacks or a quick and tasty bite to eat.

Accessible Performances

We strive to provide access for all

For dates of audio-described, captioned, British Sign Language (BSL) interpreted or relaxed performances, please see below. These vary from show to show.

If you would like to book for any accessible performance, please make sure you are signed up to our access registration scheme here. Once registered, you will be able to book seats online, see only relevant seats and information based on your needs – plus choose any relevant discounts. If you would prefer not to book online, you can speak to our friendly access advisors on 0121 689 1060.

  • Captioned: Sat 13 Dec & Tue 16 Dec 10.15am
  • BSL Interpreted: Sat 13 Dec & Tue 16 Dec 10.15am
  • Audio Described: Sat 13 Dec & Tue 16 Dec 10.15am
  • Relaxed Performance: Sat 13 Dec & Tue 16 Dec 10.15am

What is a relaxed performance?

A Relaxed Performance is an adjusted version of the show where sensory aspects such as bright lights and loud noises are reduced, delivered in an environment ‘where it is acceptable to move around, make noise, and behave in non-normative ways’. These performances are an important means for disabled people and people with sensory sensitivities, including but not exclusive to people with learning disabilities, autistic people, and people with other neurodivergent conditions, to experience the arts in an inclusive environment

Further information

Information about our access registration scheme here
About our accessible performances here
About our accessible facilities here
About our relaxed performances here

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